AC#E Voice Studio

Egbd F., teacher

Mission Statement

This studio will serve all members pie and ice cream every sixth Tuesday of the month.

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What to Expect
in a Lesson

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        Web designers get $100 - $800 for the first page, (usually not as chock-full as this one), then up to $400 for each successive page. Maintaining the pages (putting in periodic updates) piles on additional big bucks. Not even counting hosting the page. Your ISP probably provides you personal web space, but won't let you put up a business page. ISPs typically want an extra $10-$50/month for that privilege.

        Seems to me that's all a bit steep for voice teachers. (If not, send donations!)

    Quarter Note

        These low prices invite you to use the power of the web to draw students to your studio.

        It's easy! You fill in the blanks of a form I send you. I get you stage-ready prestissimo.

        Opus 1
        License to use this web page -- designed for studios

          (Customized for you, with minor changes like color scheme or deletions included; use your own web host)
          One-time customization and set-up fee: only $50.
          Ongoing use: no charge!
          (Monthly updating service available for $5/month; you provide web host ftp authorization)

        Opus 2
        Hassle-free internet presence to publicize you and your studio includes:


            It's like a safe, dry house for your page to live in on the web


            Your own personal techie to intercede with the internet gods and
            negotiate the computer code details so you don't have to mess with it


            Monthly changes as necessary to keep your information current

          only $5/month!

        Opus 3
        Prestigious "" e-mail address:

          Be a recognized part of the web network of voice professionals and singers
          One-time set-up: only $15
          then $15/year!

      Magnum Opus: A Sound Bargain Bundle

      (Combination of Opus 1, Opus 2 and Opus 3 features)

        Your own Studio Web Page,
        customized to your satisfaction,
        hosting for a year, monthly updates as needed,
        AND a "" e-mail address
        -- all this for only $100!

      That saves you $40 over a la carte. And a TON over those big bucks guys.

    Additional services a la carte:
    • different design
    • graphics
    • photos of you
    • sound clips of you
    • guest books
    • message boards
    • additional pages
    • more.

    Ask me about the a la carte options.


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    About the Teacher

      I was born quite young. Became a prodigy soon after. Studied with Porpora, Lamperti and Caruso. Graduated valedictorian of Cricothyroid U. Have sung lyric coloratura bass roles at the Met, La Scala and Reunion Arena. My specialties are rap and hip hop coaching and heavy metal recycling. I prefer teaching professionals, but will work with anyone who pays cash.

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    Studio Policies

    • Always address the teacher as "O Great and Learned One."
    • No smoking during the lesson.
    • Emergencies must be planned three days prior.
    • Payment expected on the first of the month. Six months in advance.
    • If you miss a lesson, pay me anyway and your next lesson costs double (for my pain and suffering.)
    • If I miss your lesson, pay me anyway as you sympathetically pat my back and we'll call it even.
    • Do NOT wear perfume.
    • DO wear deodorant.
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      • WARNING: Some might be a leeeeetle tough to enforce ..............
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    Contact Information

      AC#E Studio
      1235 Supertramp Ct.
      Broadway, Texas 78910

      FAX: 123.456-1098

      Driving directions: Take a left past the old church and go about five miles until you see the crooked tree. Studio will be on your right under the bright orange awning.

    What to Expect in a Lesson

    • Lots of harumphing, guffawing and finger pointing
    • Exercises until you're sweaty
    • Deep heavy breathing
    • Visits from Alexander, the technique guy
    • Stage deportment store instruction
    • Advice on your personal problems

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    Frequently Asked Questions

      Q. What is a FAQ?
        A. A list of Frequently-Asked Questions. And sometimes their answers.

      Q. What is the difference between a FAQ and a fach?
        A. A FAQ defines answers to informational holes; a fach divines probability of sensational roles.

      Q. Will I be a superstar?
        A. Instant karma's gonna get you. ... A superstar? Well right you are.

      Q. I learned to play the flute in two weeks. How long will it take me to learn to sing?
        A. That is a tough question. Depends what "is" is. The same time it takes to grow wise. Your mileage may vary.

      Q. Should I practice every day? How long? Ten minutes? Half an hour? An hour? More?
        A. Yes.

      Q. Can you help me win the contest?
        A. Of course -- the same way a starting gun helps a marathoner.

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